Mystery artifacts from a universe gone wrong

Collectibles that probably shouldn’t exist.

Rip into a bizarre relic from the Fungus Wear universe—character cards, fake evidence, mini comics, chase variants, and hand-altered oddities. You will not know what you found until the package is open.

You have been warned.

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The founder’s promise

Weird on purpose. Honest about the mystery.

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Every pack belongs to one connected, ridiculous fictional history.

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Rarity is stated honestly—common, rare, chase, misprint, or hand-numbered.

03

Limited drops stay limited. When a Dumpster Drop is gone, it is gone.

Inside the archive

Tear it open. Catalog the damage.

Every pull adds another piece to a deliberately broken toy universe populated by Boom Larry Boom, 3 Legged Joanz, Narkotic-or, Rotten McFilers, and other questionable personnel.

The dominant specimen

A package worth keeping after the evidence is removed.

Fake warnings, suspect barcodes, manufacturing defects, bad biographies, and artwork styled like it survived the back room of a filthy 1987 toy store.

Probably should not have been made.

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Unknown contents

A figure accessory, character card, sticker, mini comic, evidence fragment, or something harder to explain.

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The Wanted List

Post your pull, compare artifact numbers, and help locate the rarest pieces still hiding in the wild.

COMMON → 1 OF 1

Every pull has a place in the archive

NO SPOILERS

The reveal belongs to whoever opens it

NO INSTANT REPRINTS

Limited drops retain their scarcity

Available evidence

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Pick a sealed artifact, film the reveal, and see whether you pulled junk history, a chase variant, or the one nobody else can find.

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